1. When your party's in office, they spend, spend, spend. When they're out of office, you blame, blame, blame it on the Democrats.
2. You think that corporate American CEOs are not greedy, and that tax breaks for the rich will trickle down to the rest of us.
3. You believe sending jobs overseas is good for America.
4. Global warming is not real until it burns you in the butt.
5. Good health care is for the privileged few, and don't touch your Medicare.
6. You say you want less government, but you elect George Bush.
7. You believe that corporations should have more rights than you. They can't cast a vote, but they can buy yours.
8. You wanted to drill, drill, drill, now we have to clean, clean, clean.
9. You believe sewing circles of hate are much more important than independent thought.
10. The final way you can tell you are a Republican: You think Sara Palin is the next coming of Albert Einstein!

I am so glad I'm a Democrat.